EMI Scratches And Sniffs
Well, you’re not going to believe this one! EMI is going into the scratch off lottery ticket business. Yes. They’re now trying to obliterate every chapter of Gamblers Anonymous by selling the dream of joining their impressive roster of stars. But fear not. There aren’t any losers. EMI lottery tickets buyers who don’t score the Big Casino will walk away with that free K.T Tunstall download that they’ve been dying for but couldn’t afford. Or an EMI branded penis pump. Or maybe even a dream date with Guy Hands. I really hope this isn’t a joke because it just can’t get any better than this! What ’s next? Tupperware parties? Just priceless.
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